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Lyrics to Get On MyHorse

2009-11-04 20:48:15 by SamuriJesus

Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
ooo, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.

ooo thats dirty!!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade.

(commence head bop)

Get on my horse,
I'll take you around the universe,
and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much
covers everything,

Shuttup woman! Get on my horse!


Recent Game Medals

Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies Medal Stats.
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades Medal Stats.
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots Medal Stats.
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa Medal Stats.
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians Medal Stats.
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State Medal Stats.
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood Medal Stats.
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits Medal Stats.
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls Medal Stats.
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 111 (From 22 different games.)